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Green Farm
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introducing "The Scrambler"

the Great Dames

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​TWINS
TRIPLETS

​DWARVES
PYGMIES
FAINTERS

Semi-Annual
Kid Sale*

*I think we might really mean it this time. 

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BOTTLE BABIES

DOELINGS

WETHERS

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NANNIES AVAILABLE

sponsor-chick program

Some chicks are hatched special.

rated ris

"Barking Bitch Music Festival," "Burnt Bottom Bakery," "Chicken Lips Cosmetics Company," "Honey Ham's Real Pit BBQ,"  "Green Grass Gazette,"

"Grown Girl Athletic Association,""Mach-5 Coffee Company," "Mother Clucker's Easter Egg Manufacturing Company," "Nanny Boo-Boo Urgent Care," "Rated Ris," "Scapegoats PLUS,""Shitbird Security Services," "the Water Bowl-a-Rama" are trademarks of chicks+bitches livestock company®

​chicks+bitches Livestock company is a registered trademark.

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