Bitches - 7/Chicks - 6 (final)
by Todd Frogford
The game started with the Chicks strutting confidently to the field, while the Bitches were busy chasing their tails. The Chicks took an early lead with their precise kicking skills, clucking out in victory with every run scored.
The Bitches, on the other hand, were too busy sniffing around the bases to pay attention to the game - much to the amusement of the spectators. A hilarious moment occurred when a Chick stole a base right from under the nose of a distracted Bitch, causing feathers to fly in all directions, as Madame Em startled at the Chick's appearance - "from thin air!"
As the game progressed, the Bitches started to catch on and began using their speed to outrun the Chicks, leading to some intense chases around the field.
In the final inning, Wrecking Ball Zee made a spectacular diving catch to secure the win for the Bitches - much to the dismay of the clucking Chicks, who had begun celebrating prematurely, and now had to eat crow to congratulate their betters - this game.
The crowds disbursed without incident, eventually all ending up at The Water Bowl-a-Rama, where both teams were already celebrating together. The crowing and howling carried on well into the early hours - despite pleas from local residents.
