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Wrecking Ball Z

bitch

team captain, MVP

32" at shoulder
110 pounds
b. 2020

Wrecking Ball Z was born in Virginia via surrogate and privately educated in the northeast before accompanying Service Human Ris to the farm.

Zee is a capable athlete and an avid huntress with a top speed of over 40 m.p.h.  She opted for early retirement from law enforcement due to aggressive stop and frisk tactics on Residents without authorization, and not being suited for a desk job.

Finding herself with too much bark left in her bite once the pups left home, Zee got her General Contractor's license and began her own construction company, specializing in basements, fallout shelters and general excavation on an industrial scale.

In the evenings, you'll catch her down at the Water Bowl-a-rama with everyone else, before heading home for a late-night jam session with her kid, Madame Em - they're opening the Barking Bitch Music Festival, this year for the Coyotes and they're pretty stoked about it.

There is a "wish-list" below if you're interested in contracting Zee's surrogacy services after the album drops.

wrecking ball z

puppies!

King Diesel x Wrecking Ball Z

August 2022

Retirement!

Spring 2025

"GET OFF MY LAWN!"

all day.  every day.

rated ris

"Barking Bitch Music Festival," "Burnt Bottom Bakery," "Chicken Lips Cosmetics Company," "Honey Ham's Real Pit BBQ,"  "Green Grass Gazette,"

"Grown Girl Athletic Association,""Mach-5 Coffee Company," "Mother Clucker's Easter Egg Manufacturing Company," "Nanny Boo-Boo Urgent Care," "Rated Ris," "Scapegoats PLUS,""Shitbird Security Services," "the Water Bowl-a-Rama" are trademarks of chicks+bitches livestock company®

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